- Woke up early to work at the Cabazon store. Prank called the staff. Something about pissing off the wife and looking for chocolates big enough to put midol in.
- Got drunk with Mike and found ourselves drunkenly walking to several sushi places before settling on the party platter of super-shitty pre-made stuff at Vons. Ate that on the way to CVS where we got our standard chips and spicy bean dip. I have a bruise where Mike hit me in the elbow. I don't want to know how his nuts felt after getting kicked.
- Lots of Top Gear. Jeremy LOVES the Ford GT!
- Got drunk with Mike and found ourselves drunkenly walking to several sushi places before settling on the party platter of super-shitty pre-made stuff at Vons. Ate that on the way to CVS where we got our standard chips and spicy bean dip. I have a bruise where Mike hit me in the elbow. I don't want to know how his nuts felt after getting kicked.
SATURDAY =
- Woke up, got post-booze burger.
- Yelled at some cyclists to put on a shirt.
- Paid Dues, where I told everyone to get their head in the game and got a hi-five from B-Real for "All my help." I never talked to B-Real. But I appreciated it. Atmosphere, money and a free shirt.
- Talked to Karlo and Veronica about a print Racket. If there is anyone I want on my team, it's them.
- On-stage is cool, sound booth is better.
Sunday =
- Scared some shoplifter who ripped us off. On the other side of the mall. I rule.
- Arrested a shoplifter family. Mom was teaching the 14 year old how to steal. What a bitch.
- I think I have a date. In San Diego. So far, my feet have remained firmly on the floor and not in my mouth. I swear, if some women weren't so damned gorgeous, I wouldn't make an ass out of myself nearly as much. I turn into Lenny from Of Mice and Men and pet their head and tell them they're pretty. TIl their neck breaks.
- Drank two Hangar 24 Pale Ales. Delish.
- Write in this thing.
- SLEEEEEEP
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